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Monthly Archives: May 2007
Poor me.
I have 75 cents: a quarter, four dimes, two nickels, and some pennies, but they don’t count. I don’t just have 75 cents. Seventy-five cents is all I have.
I don’t get paid for another six days. I want a cup of coffee. I’ll want one tomorrow too, but right now, I want one today. I [...]
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It’s a Gas!
Hmm…
In April 1997, there was a “gas out“ conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices.Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight.
On May 15th 2007, all myspace members are asked to not go to a gas station in protest ofhigh gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most places.
There are 73,000,000+ American [...]
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Like a Puritan prostitute
Could this be the most ironic news lead ever?
Former President Bill Clinton said Friday that disasters such as worldwide famine and an obesity epidemic could destroy the U.S. health care system unless politicians begin to look ahead and cooperate.
I’m pretty sure, at least, that it says a lot about the state of our world.
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"Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank…