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This is Conlan. I'm a freelance writer and blogger. I live in Fresno, CA. I write this blog, and other things sometimes. I encourage you to pay me to write things. Please see the "Freelance" page for more information on that. (Seriously.) If you'd just want to know who I am and what I'm all about (including mostly lies), check the "About" page.
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A lot of people don’t like change.
I don’t like change.
Wait… yes, I do. If it’s good change. If it’s change for the better.
The problem is, so often there’s no way to know which kind of change a change is—good or bad—until after it’s already been changed. Something might seem like a good change, but turn out to suck. And vice versa.
I don’t like that chance: the chance that I’ll be worse off than I am now.
That’s why I… avoid?
Except in some cases.