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This is Conlan. I'm a freelance writer and blogger. I live in Fresno, CA. I write this blog, and other things sometimes. I encourage you to pay me to write things. Please see the "Freelance" page for more information on that. (Seriously.) If you'd just want to know who I am and what I'm all about (including mostly lies), check the "About" page.
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Monthly Archives: June 2007
Happy Juneteenth! Let’s form a lynch mob.
What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. People.
A few years ago in my hometown, a guy ran his car into a little girl, killing her. I assume it was an accident. Some people nearby rushed over immediately. So they could beat up the driver.
One of my coworkers, while riding his bike to work, was struck [...]
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Calling attention to the assinine
I’m not a big fan of Alanis Morrisette, but this is inspired. Twelve thousand Conlan Points to her for calling attention to the current ridiculous, depressing state of pop music. All you fifteen-year-olds (and old-enough-to-know-betters), consider it next time you’re singing along.
I’m a lyrics guy. I like lyrics. I can enjoy good music with crap [...]

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