Monthly Archives: June 2007

No comment.

I was going to say I don’t know why I waste time reading the comments on news articles, blogs, and YouTube videos. They’re unfailingly ignorant, uninformed, and insulting to the species at large. And I—unfailingly—am enraged by the puerile pontificating. So why, oh why, do I continue to scroll down the page? But I do [...]
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Happy Juneteenth! Let’s form a lynch mob.

What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. People. A few years ago in my hometown, a guy ran his car into a little girl, killing her. I assume it was an accident. Some people nearby rushed over immediately. So they could beat up the driver. One of my coworkers, while riding his bike to work, was struck [...]
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Calling attention to the assinine

I’m not a big fan of Alanis Morrisette, but this is inspired. Twelve thousand Conlan Points to her for calling attention to the current ridiculous, depressing state of pop music. All you fifteen-year-olds (and old-enough-to-know-betters), consider it next time you’re singing along. I’m a lyrics guy. I like lyrics. I can enjoy good music with crap [...]
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