Monthly Archives: July 2007

I accept the offer.

By Conlan | Published: July 30, 2007
…And I’m not stupid. To:ahmedmusa_06@yahoo.comSubject: Re: REPLY BACKGreetings, Mr or Mrs Musa.I was very interested to read your email. I would like to help you with this transaction.My name is Thomas Poe, and I am a resident of San Francisco, California. I am 39 years old and divorced (no kids!!).Currently I do not have a [...]
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Uncommon Good Luck

By Conlan | Published: July 30, 2007
From: “Ahmed Musa” <ahmedm428@hotmail.com>Subject: REPLY BACKHello my friend,I am the chairman of the contract award committee of the National Petroleum Corporation here in Nigerian, for security reasons, I may not wish to disclose how I got your email address for now. After due deliberation with my partner, I decided to forward to you this business [...]
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Sign up for a free account to view my sexy webcam.

By Conlan | Published: July 29, 2007
Today I received a new Facebook friend request from Jenna McCoy. She’s wearing a bikini in her picture and explains that she’s new in town and looking for friends and she mostly uses her other profile at www.sexxxxysluts.edu. Users of MySpace are probably familiar with the fake spam porn friend request. Until now, however, this [...]
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Huge and Blurry

By Conlan | Published: July 23, 2007
Pasting in video is so much easier than writing stuff.
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