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If you are a nerd, and spend any time near the internet’s seedy underbelly (gadget blogs, YouTube, Ain’t It Cool News), you’ll find this video hilarious. (If you’re less of a nerd, you’ll find it less so.)
CollegeHumor.com via Laughing Squid.