I had a bad day. In fact, the whole week just kind of sucks. Even hanging out with my only friend for a few hours on Tuesday—which usually cheers me up for days—couldn’t pull this week out of the crapper. So I’m not even going to write anything. I just wanted to come home, picking [...]
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Monthly Archives September 2007
From Africa, for tax purposes
I feel like such a dumbass. His Holiness, the Reverend Kampson Lars replied to my reply, explaining that he was fully aware that my actual funding was $122 million, but—for tax purposes—it had to be broken into $10 million increments. He even got his address correct, and everything. Unfortunately, like an idiot, I accidentally deleted [...]
Cheating
Well, I’m low on sleep and high on needing to finish a project instead of blog, but I made a pledge, and a promise is a deal, so here is a post. Choke on it. Sorry, that was uncalled for.
Think for yourself, and shut up about it
As a rule, when I find myself speaking (or thinking) in phrases I’ve heard on televised “debates” or on cable news channels, I take the opportunity to immediately examine what it is I’m actually saying. Nine times out of 11, the result is roughly equivalent to the muted horn speech of Charlie Brown’s teacher. It [...]