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This is Conlan. I'm a freelance writer and blogger. I live in Fresno, CA. I write this blog, and other things sometimes. I encourage you to pay me to write things. Please see the "Freelance" page for more information on that. (Seriously.) If you just want to know who I am and what I'm all about (including mostly lies), check the "About" page.
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Hooray for the Red Sox
Would you believe I had no idea the World Series was going on, and I only know now because of a technology blog? (Actually, based on my previous post, maybe you would believe it.)
You know the real, true sports fans who put their hearts and souls into loving their teams; their lives are consumed by statistics and commentary during the season, and speculation during the off-season; their various bodily excretions are all in the team colors; they are the definition of passion… Well, that’s how I am with not caring about sports.
Three days until lift off.