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Monthly Archives: November 2007
Station Owner Kills Rival in Gas Price Fight
Ah, Detroit. Rather than becoming depressed and enraged at humanity when I see stories like this, maybe it’s better to just laugh. And laugh and laugh. Raising, lowering… what’s the difference? That gas-pricin’ son of a bitch had it coming.
(via Drudge)
10,311 words
Well, after the “coffee warmer” confusion, I’ve lost all confidence and will to write.
I did however have a series of epiphanies today. Does that happen to normal people? Do you ever just stop what you’re doing, wherever you are, and consider an idea that strikes you?
I was reading a book in a [...]
10,000 words
This one feels good. Here are the sentences that make up words 9,983 through 10,000:
At home I stick the coffee warmer into the mirror hanging on the back of my bedroom door. I sit on my bed and stare at it.
Pretty sloppy writing, if you ask me. No revising during November, thank you.

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