Monthly Archives: April 2008

An instant messaging game you may want to play

Conlan: i just came up with a cool game. want to play? Someone: as long as it really is cool Conlan: it is. i type a tv show theme song, and you have to guess the show Conlan: ready? Conlan: i’ll start with an easy one: Conlan: na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na-na. batman! Conlan: what show is that [...]
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Update

Nothing.
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CSS Naked Day

Solidarity, my friends. Solidarity. Update: It’s over, my friends. It’s over.
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Viewer Mail #7: Pee and Poo

A reader from my own city of The City, California writes: I have a question for you: Why is pee and poo spelled with an “ee” and “oo”? Why can’t it just be one “o” and one “e”? Like me. It’s the same sound. I understand to and too, but come on….I just don’t get it. [...]
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