Monthly Archives: May 2008

View Mail #17: Perpetually Topical Comedy

By Conlan | Published: May 30, 2008
An aspiring humorist writes: Dear Conlan, I’m an aspiring humorist. Standup comedy specifically. And I love doing topical humor… you know, real “ripped from the headlines” stuff. Nothing kills an audience like an up-to-date zinger. The problem is, keeping up on the current news is a daunting task for someone with only one eye. You’re a [...]
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Weather or not

By Conlan | Published: May 21, 2008
Currently, mostly sunny. Tonight and tomorrow… swirly with a chance of hypnosis? Thanks, AccuWeather!
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Viewer Mail #9: With Nuts…?

By Conlan | Published: May 6, 2008
A reader: Dear Conlan, Where have you been? Do you smell something funny? Sincerely, Q&S (Questioning and Smelling) in Denton, Texas Hi, Kwuzz. You raise some good points. Are you laughing? What is the most amusing odor? Is there really such a thing as a funny fragrance? Are the legends true? There are funny sounds (e.g., flatulence), funny sights (e.g., [...]
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