Hello there.
This is Conlan. I'm a freelance writer and blogger. I live in Fresno, CA. I write this blog, and other things sometimes. I encourage you to pay me to write things. Please see the "Freelance" page for more information on that. (Seriously.) If you'd just want to know who I am and what I'm all about (including mostly lies), check the "About" page.
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Coming Soon…
The next chapter of my autobiography—the most thrilling yet!—will be upon you soon. Please gird your loins in preparation, if you haven’t already.
In the meantime, you can catch up:
Also, nothing.