Monthly Archives: September 2008

Correction

By Conlan | Published: September 30, 2008
Gosh, I just realized the title on my previous post made no sense. I hate it when that happens. Walter stitched the significance away from the tribal skipping.
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New Page, or How I learned to stop worrying and love the permalink

By Conlan | Published: September 24, 2008
Because you demoted it, I’ve created a new page (see top) containing all of my wittilicious blog taglines, in reverse chronomagical order. Out of context like that, they’re pretty lame (i.e., cow), so I may take it down. That means you better click it while it’s hot. Sushi.
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Ask Conlan: Not about sex

By Conlan | Published: September 23, 2008
Here are some quickies from my inbox. Name With from Calgary, Up There writes: Do you do windows? No. Mac. Johnny Q. in Loveland, Colorado says: I’m not sure what to do about this pizza situation. Do you have any advice? Yes. Fold the slice like it’s New York style, even though it’s not. Rachel McDonald from Beaverton, Oregon writes anonymously: Conlan, what [...]
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Stop the character assassination

By Conlan | Published: September 17, 2008
Over the last few days there’s been a lot of internet gossip about me—mostly on Gawker, and then Drudge picked it up. People are saying mean, hateful things. They’re saying that I don’t really have business cards like I posted a few days ago. One commenter on Politico even claimed that I don’t have any [...]
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