Monthly Archives: September 2008

Correction

Gosh, I just realized the title on my previous post made no sense. I hate it when that happens. Walter stitched the significance away from the tribal skipping.

New Page, or How I learned to stop worrying and love the permalink

Because you demoted it, I’ve created a new page (see top) containing all of my wittilicious blog taglines, in reverse chronomagical order. Out of context like that, they’re pretty lame (i.e., cow), so I may take it down. That means you better click it while it’s hot. Sushi.

Ask Conlan: Not About Sex

Here are some quickies from my inbox. Name With from Calgary, Up There writes: Do you do windows? No. Mac. Johnny Q. in Loveland, Colorado says: I’m not sure what to do about this pizza situation. Do you have any advice? Yes. Fold the slice like it’s New York style, even though it’s not. Rachel [...]

Stop the character assassination

Over the last few days there’s been a lot of internet gossip about me—mostly on Gawker, and then Drudge picked it up. People are saying mean, hateful things. They’re saying that I don’t really have business cards like I posted a few days ago. One commenter on Politico even claimed that I don’t have any [...]