Monthly Archives: September 2008

Correction

By Conlan | Published: September 30, 2008
Gosh, I just realized the title on my previous post made no sense. I hate it when that happens. Walter stitched the significance away from the tribal skipping.
Posted in Nothing | Tagged , | Leave a comment

New Page, or How I learned to stop worrying and love the permalink

By Conlan | Published: September 24, 2008
Because you demoted it, I’ve created a new page (see top) containing all of my wittilicious blog taglines, in reverse chronomagical order. Out of context like that, they’re pretty lame (i.e., cow), so I may take it down. That means you better click it while it’s hot. Sushi.
Posted in Internets | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Ask Conlan: Not about sex

By Conlan | Published: September 23, 2008
Here are some quickies from my inbox. Name With from Calgary, Up There writes: Do you do windows? No. Mac. Johnny Q. in Loveland, Colorado says: I’m not sure what to do about this pizza situation. Do you have any advice? Yes. Fold the slice like it’s New York style, even though it’s not. Rachel [...]
Posted in Ask Conlan | Tagged , , , | 1 Comment

Stop the character assassination

By Conlan | Published: September 17, 2008
Over the last few days there’s been a lot of internet gossip about me—mostly on Gawker, and then Drudge picked it up. People are saying mean, hateful things. They’re saying that I don’t really have business cards like I posted a few days ago. One commenter on Politico even claimed that I don’t have any [...]
Posted in Internets | Tagged , , , , | 2 Comments

  • Hello there.

    This is Conlan. I'm a freelance writer and blogger. I live in Fresno, CA. I write this blog, and other things sometimes. I encourage you to pay me to write things. Please see the "Freelance" page for more information on that. (Seriously.) If you just want to know who I am and what I'm all about (including mostly lies), check the "About" page.

  • If you like reading this blog, buy me a beer.