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This is Conlan. I'm a freelance writer and blogger. I live in Fresno, CA. I write this blog, and other things sometimes. I encourage you to pay me to write things. Please see the "Freelance" page for more information on that. (Seriously.) If you'd just want to know who I am and what I'm all about (including mostly lies), check the "About" page.
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Monthly Archives: September 2008
Ask Conlan: Not about sex
Here are some quickies from my inbox.
Name With from Calgary, Up There writes:
Do you do windows?
No. Mac.
Johnny Q. in Loveland, Colorado says:
I’m not sure what to do about this pizza situation. Do you have any advice?
Yes. Fold the slice like it’s New York style, even though it’s not.
Rachel McDonald from Beaverton, Oregon writes anonymously:
Conlan, what [...]
Stop the character assassination
Over the last few days there’s been a lot of internet gossip about me—mostly on Gawker, and then Drudge picked it up. People are saying mean, hateful things. They’re saying that I don’t really have business cards like I posted a few days ago. One commenter on Politico even claimed that I don’t have any [...]

Correction