Monthly Archives: September 2008

Covers Magazine, Fall 2008

By Conlan | Published: September 15, 2008
The latest issue of Covers Magazine is out, featuring a couple articles by me (i.e., Conlan). You can read the issue online by clicking the Covers Digital Edition link on their home page. If you would like your very own physical copy, you can buy one somewhere around Fresno, probably. And no, I don’t know [...]
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It’s Business Time

By Conlan | Published: September 13, 2008
It’s now or never, that’s what I always say. Live and learn. The early bird drinks tequila. I think everything will be OK. I’m going legit (i.e., cardstock). Front: Back: Let’s do lunch.
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Viewer Mail #666: Ask Conlan #1: It’s about time

By Conlan | Published: September 8, 2008
A reader from Brooklyn, New York writes: Dear Conlan, Why do you call your “Ask Conlan” posts “Viewer Mail”? This is a blog. You don’t really have viewers. You have readers. Look, you called me a reader just now. What’s the deal? I feel like I don’t even know you anymore. Sincerely, A Viewer My [...]
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Photographing Whales

By Conlan | Published: September 7, 2008
In March, I signed up for the awesome-but-difficult-to-define internet service Twitter. Ryan, my friend and a talented photographer, expressed some mild concern: “Twitter is stupid. I just don’t understand the point, or even the fun in it. It’s retarded. Completely and utterly pointless.” Last week—of course—he signed up for his own account. Rather than waste [...]
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