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This is Conlan. I'm a freelance writer and blogger. I live in Fresno, CA. I write this blog, and other things sometimes. I encourage you to pay me to write things. Please see the "Freelance" page for more information on that. (Seriously.) If you'd just want to know who I am and what I'm all about (including mostly lies), check the "About" page.
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Commenter Appreciation Week Begins!
This is it.
Let me begin by saying thank you to all my wonderful readers, especially those of you who took time out of your busy lives to comment. And to those of you that didn’t, I have placed an ancient Druidic curse upon you. Live and learn.
All this week, possibly multiple times a day, I will continue my appreciation is prose form (i.e., cheap and easy).
Stand by…