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This is Conlan. I'm a freelance writer and blogger. I live in Fresno, CA. I write this blog, and other things sometimes. I encourage you to pay me to write things. Please see the "Freelance" page for more information on that. (Seriously.) If you'd just want to know who I am and what I'm all about (including mostly lies), check the "About" page.
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That’s all, Motherfolks!
The Official Commenter Appreciation Week is officially over. It sure was a wild ride, wasn’t it?
Thanks to participants Lauren, Lauren, Caitlin, Troy, Nicole, Lindsay, Dominique, Jordan, and Ryan, as well as the incidental commenters who I also appreciate, albeit to a lesser extent.
As a final token of my esteem, please accept the artful emetic presented below.
If you would like a full-resolution copy, suitable for framing and screen-printing on T-shirts, there is none and you are weird.