Hello there.
This is Conlan. I'm a freelance writer and blogger. I live in Fresno, CA. I write this blog, and other things sometimes. I encourage you to pay me to write things. Please see the "Freelance" page for more information on that. (Seriously.) If you'd just want to know who I am and what I'm all about (including mostly lies), check the "About" page.
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A Very Short Introduction
Since This is Conlan has been experiencing unprecedented growth (most likely due to the financial crisis and high cost of things that are actually entertaining), I thought I would provide my new readers with a handy and diverse guide to some of my most popular and offensive posts (to separate the wheat from the chafing, so to speak).
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Furthermore, for greater insight into my background, I have collected the links to my incomplete autobiographemoir.
The Complete History of the Con:
After all that, you should be pretty much up to, as they say in professional automobile racing, fast.