Update 10/23/08: Rather than deleting any part of this stupid post, I have edited it to more fully represent the events of the day. I have retained all the original text in bold, striking through what was no longer necessary.
Today I met my second favorite Twitter followee favorite Twitteree west of the Mississippi today. In person. In fact, I am here right now. She’s in the bathroom. I have to post this before she comes back. It’s a competition she insisted on for some reason unclear to me. She’s kind of weird, I guess. But not in a bad way. Maybe like Michelle Giamarco. But no one is as cool as Michelle Giarmarco.
Dumb. This is getting deleted. So dumb. Maybe I’ll just edit it later. I thought of a new joke at Barnes & Noble. Remind me to tell you later.
We are at Barnes & Noble, and while I was ordering my coffee, I noticed a prominent sign: “FEATURED HALF SANDWICH of the Day.” This made me feel a bit sad for the other half.
This is what it looks like in my head:
Kind of depressing, isn’t it?
Comments (11)
Are you willing to delete it if someone leaves a comment?
I think what you’re asking is, Am I willing to destroy the inspired creations of others (i.e., your comments) solely for the glory of my own massive ego? The clear and unambiguous answer to that is: maybe.
Are we supposed to remind you to « tell us the joke later » or remind you to « tell us the joke » later ?
Well? Are you going to delete it or what?
The joke was kind of stupid.
The post has now been updated, retaining all my commenters artistic integrity; the joke is funny; and Caitlin, you’d better keep your cheese-eating, Frenchie surrender-quotes the hell away from my blog.
This is the best use of photoshop I’ve seen in a long time.
Man, that sandwich looks delicious.
Half of it is, Michelle. But not the other half. We hate the other half!
You’re so full of hate. Hate for halves of sandwiches, hate for quotation marks that look different than yours. I had to use those quotation marks because I was on a french keyboard. You’re just lucky all of my a’s aren’t w’s!!!!
We need to talk.