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I’m going to [EDIT] this post

Update 10/23/08: Rather than deleting any part of this stupid post, I have edited it to more fully represent the events of the day. I have retained all the original text in bold, striking through what was no longer necessary.

Today I met my second favorite Twitter followee favorite Twitteree west of the Mississippi today. In person. In fact, I am here right now. She’s in the bathroom. I have to post this before she comes back. It’s a competition she insisted on for some reason unclear to me. She’s kind of weird, I guess. But not in a bad way. Maybe like Michelle Giamarco. But no one is as cool as Michelle Giarmarco.

Dumb. This is getting deleted. So dumb. Maybe I’ll just edit it later. I thought of a new joke at Barnes & Noble. Remind me to tell you later.

We are at Barnes & Noble, and while I was ordering my coffee, I noticed a prominent sign: “FEATURED HALF SANDWICH of the Day.” This made me feel a bit sad for the other half.

This is what it looks like in my head:

featured_sandwich.png

Kind of depressing, isn’t it?

Comments 11

  1. Lauren wrote:

    Are you willing to delete it if someone leaves a comment?

    Posted 22 Oct 2008 at 5:49 pm
  2. Conlan wrote:

    I think what you’re asking is, Am I willing to destroy the inspired creations of others (i.e., your comments) solely for the glory of my own massive ego? The clear and unambiguous answer to that is: maybe.

    Posted 22 Oct 2008 at 6:05 pm
  3. Cait wrote:

    Are we supposed to remind you to « tell us the joke later » or remind you to « tell us the joke » later ?

    Posted 23 Oct 2008 at 1:14 am
  4. Nikhita wrote:

    Well? Are you going to delete it or what?

    Posted 23 Oct 2008 at 4:22 pm
  5. Katrina Neufeld wrote:

    The joke was kind of stupid.

    Posted 23 Oct 2008 at 4:23 pm
  6. Conlan wrote:

    The post has now been updated, retaining all my commenters artistic integrity; the joke is funny; and Caitlin, you’d better keep your cheese-eating, Frenchie surrender-quotes the hell away from my blog.

    Posted 23 Oct 2008 at 5:42 pm
  7. Lauren wrote:

    This is the best use of photoshop I’ve seen in a long time.

    Posted 23 Oct 2008 at 6:13 pm
  8. Michelle (Giarmarco) wrote:

    Man, that sandwich looks delicious.

    Posted 25 Oct 2008 at 1:12 am
  9. Conlan wrote:

    Half of it is, Michelle. But not the other half. We hate the other half!

    Posted 25 Oct 2008 at 1:52 pm
  10. Cait wrote:

    You’re so full of hate. Hate for halves of sandwiches, hate for quotation marks that look different than yours. I had to use those quotation marks because I was on a french keyboard. You’re just lucky all of my a’s aren’t w’s!!!!

    Posted 26 Oct 2008 at 4:30 pm
  11. Nicole wrote:

    We need to talk.

    Posted 29 Oct 2008 at 1:18 pm