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This is Conlan. I'm a freelance writer and blogger. I live in Fresno, CA. I write this blog, and other things sometimes. I encourage you to pay me to write things. Please see the "Freelance" page for more information on that. (Seriously.) If you just want to know who I am and what I'm all about (including mostly lies), check the "About" page.
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Monthly Archives: October 2008
Ask Conlan: Means to an End
Some dude in Semmes, Alabama writes: Hey, Conlan. I’ve got a problem. I’ve been living beyond my means. Do you have any tips on how to control excessive spending? I’d really appreciate the help. Thanks, Some Yokel Some, it’s a common problem, and I get this question a lot. Just look around, and you’ll see [...]
You Can’t Spell “Blog” Without “Poverty”
This morning at the ungodly hour of 10am, I was alerted by my dear friend @katrinaneufeld, that today is something called Blog Action Day. Blog. Action. Day. Not three words you’d typically associate with ol’ Connie Con-Con (me). But when I heard that the “day” was “poverty”, how could I not action-blog about it? Poverty [...]
CAW: Honorable Mentions
A number of my precious commenters missed out on Commenter Appreciation Week due to technicalities. Maybe they commented on the wrong post, or at the wrong time. Regardless, I don’t want their contributions to go unnoticed (but this is it; if you effed it up this time, you have to wait until next year, or [...]

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