Monthly Archives October 2008

A Very Short Introduction

Since This is Conlan has been experiencing unprecedented growth (most likely due to the financial crisis and high cost of things that are actually entertaining), I thought I would provide my new readers with a handy and diverse guide to some of my most popular and offensive posts (to separate the wheat from the chafing, [...]

That’s all, Motherfolks!

The Official Commenter Appreciation Week is officially over. It sure was a wild ride, wasn’t it? Thanks to participants Lauren, Lauren, Caitlin, Troy, Nicole, Lindsay, Dominique, Jordan, and Ryan, as well as the incidental commenters who I also appreciate, albeit to a lesser extent. As a final token of my esteem, please accept the artful [...]

A Girl I’ve Known A Long Time

Caitlin is my oldest and dearest friend. I’ve known her for a long time. Even longer than I’ve known Michelle Giamarco. One time Caitlin cut off her own hair, and I said she looked “like a ho.” One time I threw a metal report cover, and it accidentally hit her in the nose. One time [...]

Dome

I met Dominique last week at some Art Hop thing, where her husband Chance had some paintings, even though he’s mostly a photographer, I think. Anyway, she was nice and talked to me because I was scared and didn’t know anybody. Now we’re probably best friends because we commented on each other’s blogs. Here are [...]