I realize that not everyone is cool enough to use Twitter, and the little box on the right isn’t enough to stay up to date on my scathingly brilliant wit and warptitude. With this in mind, I am going to collect the best of the worst of my twitterings here, in a new segment I [...]
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Readership Drive has crashed
It’s over. You missed your chance. Interestingly, no one actually followed the rules as described, and thus no one actually deserved one of my awesome, awesome drawings. Lucky for them, I’m a nice guy and kept a keen eye out for who had my back. Thanks Dominique, Caitlin, Lauren, and Reed. As a public service, [...]
Ask Conlan: The Controversial Survey (Part 4)
This is it. The final installment in my four-part The Controversial Survey. This entry is just the way I like my women: short, sassy, and with a hilarious video about rape[1]. Enjoy! 16. Would you burn an American flag for a hundred dollars? Oh, I’ve seen this scam before. Would I have to buy the [...]
Ask Conlan: The Controversial Survey (Part 3)
As you’ll recall Parts 1 and 2 from the past, here is Part 3 of my answers to The Controversial Survey. 11. A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it? This is kind of a silly question. I mean, who would give a 12-year-old girl a baby? Talk about a spoiled [...]