Monthly Archives: December 2008

Something…

By Conlan | Published: December 30, 2008
I’d better figure out what I’m going to do. One more day. Twelve days. Suspense. Love? 01.01.09
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Soon…

By Conlan | Published: December 29, 2008
Coming this January from This is Conlan Entertainment Ltd.… …An event so huge, so amazing, so dumb, so spectacular it can only be described in mathematical and calendarical terms. But not right now; these are just numbers. 01 01 09 Something.
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ATTN: Book of Face Users

By Conlan | Published: December 27, 2008
–BEGIN TRANSMISSION– FACEBOOK USERS – PLEASE UTILIZE NETWORKED BLOGS APPLICATION – BECOME A READER OF THIS IS CONLAN – IF YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND BEFRIEND ME (THIS MEANS YOU, NEW YORK) – THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT –END TRANSMISSION–
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This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest, Episode 6

By Conlan | Published: December 27, 2008
It’s time for another episode of “This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest”. WORDPLAY: People who prefer NASCAR over the Kentucky Derby are racists. Someone pointed out to me, this joke doesn’t work because the Derby is a specific race, while NASCAR is a kind of racing league. Then I pointed out to that person: “shut up.” WORDPLAY: You can always count [...]
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