I’d better figure out what I’m going to do. One more day. Twelve days. Suspense. Love? 01.01.09
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Monday, December 29th, 2008
Coming this January from This is Conlan Entertainment Ltd.… …An event so huge, so amazing, so dumb, so spectacular it can only be described in mathematical and calendarical terms. But not right now; these are just numbers. 01 01 09 Something.
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Saturday, December 27th, 2008
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This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest, Episode 6
Saturday, December 27th, 2008
It’s time for another episode of “This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest”. WORDPLAY: People who prefer NASCAR over the Kentucky Derby are racists. Someone pointed out to me, this joke doesn’t work because the Derby is a specific race, while NASCAR is a kind of racing league. Then I pointed out to that person: “shut up.” [...]