… It makes more sense, plus that other name makes it sound a little… you know… nutty. Regardless, whatever denomination of opiate you silly masses choose: Happy Holidays. Love, Conlan See you next year. Or sooner. And God bless us, every one.
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Monthly Archives December 2008
A Diamond in the Rough
Advertisers are notorious for being too subtle for their own good. Someone eats this jerky and is then is brave enough to tease Bigfoot? What are you trying to tell me? A guy sprays some mist on himself and every nearby woman races to rip his clothes off? What does that have to do with [...]
The Seducer’s Diary (in non-diary form)
She’s got tattoos on her arms; one on her leg. RC has been into tattoos lately, because he likes girls who are brave enough to do things he’s not. She’s pretty cute, I guess. She’s a waitress. No, she’s a busboy. A busgirl… A… busser? You know, an empty-glass-picker-upper. She has great posture. She’s short, [...]
Sucks?
I’m not sure what’s up with this guy. For some reason he thinks I suck, or my blog sucks. It’s unclear. I think he might have me confused with someone else. I don’t have an office and I do have an appendix, so I don’t know what the deal is. I think it’s kind of [...]