Monthly Archives January 2009

Dogs are nice, Neko Case, and I’m an ass

When Neko Case says “blog”, you damn well better believe I blog. I would anyway, but especially so because I did not know she had a new album coming out on March 3. What kind of ass am I?[1] You don’t understand. Neko Case… Neko Case is amazing. Her music pierces my soul. Her voice [...]

12DB, Day 12: The End

On the twelfth day of blogging, your Conlan gave to you… a moment of quiet reflection. Take this time to consider the wondrous things we’ve witnessed together over the past 11 days. There were familiar friends[1], shared stories[2] over coffee[3], manipulation of the space-time continuum[4], and so much more[5]. But the most important thing we [...]

12DB, Day 11: Ask Conlan

What’s a blog marathon without a rousing edition of everybody’s favorite semi-fake advice column? (Rhetorical question.) That’s right: it’s time for a little… VIEWER MAIL!! A reader from Carmichael, California writes: Dear Conlan, What’s the deal with the Dewey Decimal System? In the internet age, don’t you find it rather archaic and stinky? Sincerely, Heather [...]

12DB, Day 10: Photo Day

People often ask me: Conlan, how sexy are you and what do you love? I figured the best way to answer those questions was with a series of three photos with 90-degree angles (hot!) and four equal sides. Just like mom used to make! Me, loving my precious. Me, loving my hat and scarf. Me, [...]