A lot of people don’t know this about me, but I’m pretty big on the Poetry Slam/Improv circuit. I won the title of “Fresno’s Chack Schmackinest” (poetry types—what can you do?) in 2006. I wasn’t in town for 2007, and we all know about the poets’ strike of ’08, but I’m hoping to regain my [...]
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Welcome Fresno Magazine Readers!
Ladies and gentleman, fleshies and bots, if you are visiting my blog due to my awesome “Contributor” section bio in this month’s Fresno Magazine: Welcome. I want you to know that I love you. Sincerely[1]. I invite you to dig through the archives and discover the Magical Mworld of Conlan™. Also, hire me. Warning: Some [...]
12DB, Day 8: Time Travel is possible!
For blogs at least. To whom it may concern: A few moments ago I became the first[1] blogger to successfully traverse time and space (cf. Einstein) and send a blog post into the future! As you can see below, my Day 6 blog post has appeared, unharmed, a full 48 hours after its creation. This [...]
12DB, Day 6: Time Travel Test
This is a test of my experimental time travel blogging application. The time is recorded as 2:35pm, Tuesday, January 6. If this works, I will have sent the first successful time traveling blog post in history. It all happened when I was trying to hang a picture of one of those Italian “little boy peeing” [...]