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Monthly Archives: February 2009
Conlan Asks: Nick
I asked my nine-year-old cousin Nick for advice on women.
He offered his simple, effective four-step plan:
Kiss her.
She will cry.
She will kiss you.
You will have a girlfriend.
Ingenius, no?
Update: He has no similar advice for women courting men.
VIDEO: David After Dentist
I love this kid.
(via some Beehive commenter + Google)

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