This is Conlan

I asked my nine-year-old cousin Nick for advice on women.

He offered his simple, effective four-step plan:

1. Kiss her.
2. She will cry.
3. She will kiss you.
4. You will have a girlfriend.

Ingenius, no?

Update: He has no similar advice for women courting men.

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