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This is Conlan. I'm a freelance writer and blogger. I live in Fresno, CA. I write this blog, and other things sometimes. I encourage you to pay me to write things. Please see the "Freelance" page for more information on that. (Seriously.) If you just want to know who I am and what I'm all about (including mostly lies), check the "About" page.
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Monthly Archives: April 2009
Announcement
Just in time for the holidays, I’m taking the bold step of announcing my triumphant return to hiatusing! That’s right: I am putting This is Conlan on hiatus until May 1. For those of you using Internet Explorer, a hiatus is kind of like a vacation. Or taking a nap. It means it’s going away [...]
Briefly
Then I have a special announcement. First, I’ve added some new shirt variants to the CafePress store, upon request. If you requested one, order it or face my wrath. Also note, I’m planning to take down the store at the end of April, so get while the getting’s good. Secondly, here is an exchange I [...]
Goodbye Ads, Hello Altruism
I don’t like having Google ads on my site. I think they’re ugly and usually irrelevant and, most importantly, don’t make me any money. So screw ‘em. I tried an experiment with the T-Shirts. I thought I could generate some cash flow while encouraging absurdity (a winning combination if ever there was one). It’s only [...]

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