Monthly Archives: June 2009

Anyway, Whatever

By Conlan | Published: June 29, 2009
It is time for my departure. Not from here. From here.
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Mobile Popularity

By Conlan | Published: June 26, 2009
Hi there, good-lookin’. I have a few “notes” for you, which I will list in ascending order. I have mobilized this blog. That is to say, if you view it on a “mobile device” you will see an optimized layout, enhanced navigation, and a picture of a unicorn. God speed, little doodle. You may have noticed new [...]
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This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 11 Special Edition

By Conlan | Published: June 16, 2009
Welcome to this Special All Wisdom Edition episode of TIT:MCD. This week we’ll be devoting this space exclusively to the wise sayings of the “140-character Socrates”, also known as me. I mean, I’m talking about me. “Me” isn’t the name of someone else I’m talking about. I’m referring to myself. I want to be clear [...]
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Ask Conlan: Get On With Your Life

By Conlan | Published: June 2, 2009
Commenter frumpy writes to me regarding this line from a previous post: “I wish they’d invent some way to erase stuff on the computer. Anyway.” She says, I read this yesterday. It continues to pop into my head, making me ‘LOL’ at inappropriate times. I came thiiiiis close to spewing iced tea on my friend. How [...]
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