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Fresno Famous: Me

It’s true. I am now Fresno Famous. So to speak. Go read it. Famous Whitewater probes for deep insights into what makes me tick.[1]

If you’re visiting after reading about me on Fresno Famous, welcome. This is Conlan is a welcoming community. Even more than the Unitarians. And according to the posters I used to see in the subway, Unitarians don’t care about anything! So, you know, that’s pretty welcoming. Although, I suppose now it seems I’m not very welcoming to Unitarians. But that’s not true. I love Unitarians… It’s the Unitarian Universalists that must be stopped!

Anyway. If I were a bilingual lawyer, I would say, “Mi casa es sue casa.” Get it? Hahaha, oh man. We love to laugh…

  1. Hint: muscle spasms. [↩]

Comments 3

  1. Cait wrote:

    If I were a bilingual lawyer I’d say “Accidentes! Dos dos dos dos dos dos dos”

    Posted 28 Jul 2009 at 11:14 am
  2. The Fresnan wrote:

    What ever happened to that “I hate Conlan and his ways” blog? I bet that guy would’ve hated this article.

    Posted 29 Jul 2009 at 12:18 am
  3. Mom wrote:

    What’s to hate about this article?…Nothing!!! But that guy that hated Conlan WAS pretty funny, wasn’t he?

    Posted 04 Aug 2009 at 11:46 am