You might remember me. I’m Conlan. People ask me things.[1] For example:[2] Dear Conlan, First of all, thank you for the ointment. Second, I have a thing. It’s a problem. I hope you will help me more so. It looks like this. The last week, when I was spontaneously looking for something (a shoe?), I [...]
This is Conlan
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I’ma let me finish
Hello, People of the World. I’ve decided to stop blogging. Just kidding. I’m busy working on other stuff that will become apparent soon, as well as trying to make money. In the meantime, This is Conlan is resting while we get used to the new design. I will be back at some point. And it [...]
New Design: Put Feedback Here
Hello. I’m looking for feedback on the new design of This is Conlan. Why? you ask. To kill time. Comment.
How I am being murdered
Whenever the conversation turns to murder (as it inevitably does), my pal RC is always eager to offer his preferred method: Take one of those dual-tube epoxy mixes and jam it up somebody’s nose (one tube in each nostril). Then discharge the epoxy up said nose. Theoretically, the two gels will meet somewhere near the [...]