It’s time for another episode of This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest. WORDPLAY: I think my dog is in heat. Luckily, it’s a dry heat. #idontreallyhaveadog Obviously. REACTION: Erectile dysfunction commercials make me long for a time when impotence was so shameful a condition that we dare not speak its euphemisms. Seriously, shut up already. REACTION: [...]
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This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 14
Welcome to another episode of This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest. A quick recap if you’re new here. I say awesome things on Twitter. But not everyone is on Twitter. So I collect some toots of particular interest (to me) in an irregular series called TIT. Here we go. WISDOM: I wonder if I’ll ever find [...]
This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 13
Here we go. REACTION: That’s not what I meant. This reaction of mine happens every day. Which is odd because I am a GREAT COMMUNICATOR. WORDPLAY: “I think you dropped something.” Alternately: “That’s a really nice Toyota Tacoma.” What’s _your_ best pickup line? Good two, Conlan. WORDPLAY: Always follow your dreams until they get a [...]
This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 12
It’s been a long time since I did a TIT. I haven’t culled the stream recently, but here are some I already had in my queue. WORDPLAY: Thesaurus anagram: U. R U the ass? If you use it to just pick the longest word, then yes. WORDPLAY: Let’s just say, she didn’t give me _his_ [...]