Monthly Archives: February 2010

Button v2.0

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

UPDATE 4/29/10: SOLD OUT. The rumors are true. You’ll notice a number of exciting updates in the new version. Release notes (2.0): Simplified user interface Now with 85% more beard Numerous bug fixes and enhancements It is a very nice button. Just listen to this REAL TESTIMONIAL from Travis Sheridan: “Wearing the @thisisconlan button makes [...]

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Ask Conlan: Kitty Meow Town

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

A reader (ironically) writes: Why am I never allowed to own a cat? Thank you for your question, Doug. This is a very interesting situation requiring the requisite non sequiturs (and therefore non sequitees, for argument’s sake), but what—inasmuch as there is such thing—does this actually preclude? The answer to that is simple: Don’t buy [...]

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