A reader writes: Dear Conlan, Did you have a fun Cinco de Mayo? Sincerely, Gerard Thanks for writing, Juan. Allow me to answer your question with a question of my own: What’s your favorite Lady Gaga song? I think I proved my point. Conlan: 1. Gerard: 0.
It’s time for another commentary about the commentary of the toots of @thisisconlan. STUPID: Note to myself: I’m going to kill you. Ideally, the first line is read in a cheerful-cum-sarcastic, Johnny Carson-esque tone. Then the second is read like a growling, menacing spy-movie villain. I think it’s pretty funny. REACTION: “Rocky Jones, Space Ranger” [...]
Osama bin Laden is dead. A lot of my friends and associates (and others) are complaining about the joyous response of many Americans to the killing of another human being. It’s a feeling I agree with. I think the correct response is solemnity and a quiet understanding that justice was done. Having said that, I [...]