Speaking of Twitter, here’s some stuff I said on Twitter (with links). STUPID: …More like the PBS SNOOZEhour with Gwen AWFUL. This is really funny if you’re part of the 1% of people with the sensibilities that would make this funny. I enjoy writing for an extremely limited audience—sometimes it’s just me. For the record, [...]
Here I go again. Talking about Twitter. If you don’t care about Twitter, stop reading now. Here’s the thing… I love Twitter. Like, a lot. I take it very seriously, which is why I mostly use it to make jokes. Sometimes I think this confuses people, so I want to explain how I use Twitter. [...]
I love Twitter. STUPID: Did you know? The candy cane colors represent the friendship of Native Americans and European settlers. And the shape represents old people. There’s so much symbolism all around us, if we’d only look. WORDPLAY: My peppermint bark is worse than my bagel bite. I wonder if this would have been better [...]