Monthly Archives: June 2012

Now With 35% More Facebook!

I’ve started a Facebook page for my copywriting work and my bloggings and other things. My main goal is to remind you that you can pay me to write things, but there may be other stuff of interest to you. For example, if you insist on having something to say about my blog posts, you [...]

This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 55

Do you know what today is? It’s Friday.[1] I hope you were wondering, and I hope my answer has helped you in some small way. Shall we begin? WORDPLAY: I have some good news and some dance moves.— Conlan Spangler (@thisisconlan) May 31, 2012 And my dance moves are bad news. STUPID: Sandwich is the [...]

This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 54

You’re looking well. Have you lost weight? REACTION: I’ve been looking into it and I have to say, some of my toots are being criminally under-favorited. I blame you.— Conlan Spangler (@thisisconlan) May 25, 2012 There’s no such thing as a correct amount of favoriting. That said, please favorite this toot. REACTION: Sometimes I punctuate [...]

Ask Conlan: The Private Primate

Someone writes: Do you ever get lonely? Good question, Someone. I think I’ll answer it in the form of a song… Webster’s Dictionary defines lonely as, “sad because one is very ugly” or “without a helper monkey”. Most people believe that no one can ever truly be lonely because there are other people on Earth[1]. [...]