This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 75

Sometimes I tell jokes on Twitter, and then other stuff, and This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest. This one is mostly about Election 2012. So we’re about four months removed. I actually prefer commenting on current events long after they’ve happened. I think it allows for more objectivity, which I like. Unfortunately it also means no one cares about them anymore. It’s a pickle.

REACTION:

Must be election season. (It was.) This is true, by the way — just ask my shrink.

REACTION:

Fancy that.

WISDOM:

Almost never.

STUPID:

I was just kidding. It was the election results.

WISDOM:

I tweeted this on Election Day, so it was funny.

STUPID:

I haven’t checked… With 2012 out of the way, what’s the new odds-on favorite for when the world is going to end in the next few years?

WISDOM:

This is funny because it is ironic.

WORDPLAY:

This isn’t really wordplay, because each word here has just one meaning and is used correctly. But I like the elegance of the point. It’s funny because it’s true.

WORDPLAY:

This one is wordplay. I switched the letters, see, and then back-formed the premise to make a stupid pun. It’s funny because it’s stupid.

REACTION:

I do not like the United States Postal Service.

WISDOM:

My favorite part of this is the “and you’re also a jerk.”

STUPID:

I don’t think this makes sense.

REACTION:

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That concludes this episode of This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, dummy.