About This is Conlan
This is a blog about nothing in particular, and everything in general. Mostly it’s about stupid stuff that makes no sense, and you should be ashamed for reading it. If you want to know what I’m all about, start by reading my answers to this controversial survey: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4.
And here’s some other stuff:
- Recipe for Resolutions
- Block After Block
- I Think Everything Will Be OK
- 10 Grossly Oversimplified Tips for Enjoying Life More
- Helpful iTunes Reviews
- Blinky the Robot
You may also want to kill time with This is Twittering: Meta-Commentaty Digest (profound insights about the profound insights of jokes I make on Twitter) or Ask Conlan (advice for the third millennium and beyond).
My name is Conlan Spangler. I’m a writer. Mainly, I’m a freelance copywriter. (If you’d like to pay me to write something for you, that would be cool with me.) Some other things about me: I have social anxiety. I dislike euphemism. I enjoy onomatopoeia. I am cynical about many things (for example, cynicism itself). I stutter. I tweet (and this is how). I don’t smile much. I like music, philosophical consistency, and old time radio. I may or may not be a half-human/half-robot cyborg from the center of the Earth. I’m awesome.