And now, this. WISDOM: Everyone in the world is unique and special, except for me. — Conlan Spangler (@thisisconlan) April 3, 2012 I like this one for its paradoxical form, but I don’t think it’s quite amusing enough to make it really good. WORDPLAY: “We’re *all* doctors without Borders now.” – a funny doctor talking [...]
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This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 43
If you’re new here, This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest is where I over-explain stupid things I say on Twitter (which are called “toots”). I categorize each toot as either wisdom, wordplay, reaction, or stupid. Wisdom is profound stuff, wordplay is puns and stuff, reaction is reactions to stuff, and stupid is very profound stuff. Also, [...]
10 Grossly Oversimplified Tips for Enjoying Life More
The internet is a great place to find useful tips for everything: cooking, dancing, working, and living. I’ve learned so much from helpful articles on the internet that I decided to contribute my own proven Tips for Enjoying Life More. Fulfill your potential. Stop not fulfilling your potential, and start fulfilling it. Live life to [...]
A Very Special This is Twittering, Episode 42.5
And now, a very special episode of This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest. Let’s get serious for a minute. It’ll be fun. It’s so sad and disgusting when teachers have sex with high school students, unless the teacher is a hot chick. — Conlan Spangler (@thisisconlan) March 30, 2012 This is not a joke about creepy [...]