A reader writes: Dear Conlan, How do I figure out what to do with my life? I need to find a new job and I just don’t know where to start. Sincerely, Meandering in Minnesota Thanks for your question, Madarin. It’s not uncommon for people of a certain age to wonder what it all really [...]
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Ask Conlan: Ipsay Actfay
Somebody writes: Why do you waste everyone’s time with these dumb “Ask Conlan” things? Most of the time they don’t even make sense. When I get done reading it I usually say to myself something funny like, “There’s five minutes of my life I’ll never get back” or something like that, like they’d say in [...]
Ask Conlan: Thanksgiving
Some dumbo writes: Dear Conlan, With Thanksgiving coming up, I’ve been wondering: what’s the best present to give a turkey for his (or her?) birthday? Sincerely, Summer Dumboski First of all, thanks for your question. Secondly, I feel I should point out (for my readers in Eastern Europe) what “Thank-Sgiving” is all about. In 1892, [...]
Ask Conlan: Dali Llama
A reader writes: tried to & did go to “ask Conlan” on ThisIsConlan.com but couldn’t get a space to type in my question so here goes: 1) if the adjective for Equador is Equadorian why is “Salvadorian” not the adjective for El Salvador? 2) why don’t you call your mother more often? Love, your mother. [...]