A writer wrote: Dear Conlan, When I start my car, I get this kck-kck-kckkhhhh sound, but it goes away once the engine revs up. It’s done this for the last two years or so, but when I started my car on Sunday, after the kck-kckhhh sound it also went reeeee-preeee-preeep! I guess my question is, [...]
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Ask Conlan: Shea Karateface
Some girl wrote to someone: There this boy, (lets call him G) in my karate class. He’s younger than me, I think he’s 8 or 9, and he’s always sitting next to me, and trying to impress me and he looks at me a lot and listens in when I talk to my friends. I [...]
Ask Conlan: Holiday
A reader writes: Dear Conlan, Did you have a fun Cinco de Mayo? Sincerely, Gerard Thanks for writing, Juan. Allow me to answer your question with a question of my own: What’s your favorite Lady Gaga song? I think I proved my point. Conlan: 1. Gerard: 0.
Ask Conlan: A man of letters
A reader from Moscow, Russia writes: Днем Рождения, Конлан. Вы знаете, почему все мои письма ищем, как это? Да, очень хорошо. чем ты думаешь? Боб, из России Thanks for your question, Bob. The truth is, most languages in the world are based on what experts call “drawings in caves”. In the early 20th Century, the [...]