Some girl wrote to someone: There this boy, (lets call him G) in my karate class. He’s younger than me, I think he’s 8 or 9, and he’s always sitting next to me, and trying to impress me and he looks at me a lot and listens in when I talk to my friends. I [...]
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Ask Conlan: Holiday
A reader writes: Dear Conlan, Did you have a fun Cinco de Mayo? Sincerely, Gerard Thanks for writing, Juan. Allow me to answer your question with a question of my own: What’s your favorite Lady Gaga song? I think I proved my point. Conlan: 1. Gerard: 0.
Ask Conlan: A man of letters
A reader from Moscow, Russia writes: Днем Рождения, Конлан. Вы знаете, почему все мои письма ищем, как это? Да, очень хорошо. чем ты думаешь? Боб, из России Thanks for your question, Bob. The truth is, most languages in the world are based on what experts call “drawings in caves”. In the early 20th Century, the [...]
Ask Conlan: The Deal
Someone writes: Hey, dude. You don’t blog for 3 months and then you come back talking about beer and you act like nothing happened? What’s the deal? Thanks for your question, someone. The long answer is, nothing. The short answer is, buy one get one half off. Someone else writes: That was a pretty crappy [...]