I’ve updated my About page to make more sense, but I got a lot[1] of compliments on the old description—reproduced here—and it will always have a special place in my heart. About Conlan You are Conlan Spangler. You are a writer (some may say, “unemployed”, but those are the jealous ones) and live in Fresno, [...]
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The Hiatus Con
My plan worked like a charm. When I committed to writing on this blog every day in June, I knew the universe would try to sabotage me by sending me tons of real, paying work. Well, it happened and now I’ve got too much work and not enough time, so it’s tough to keep up [...]
Soryr
I apologize for all the typos and omitted words and et cetera in my posts this month. I assume there are a bunch, but haven’t checked. While I’m at it, sorry for even being born. I’m sorry my existence is so inconvenient for you (I assume). 50 words, done. Thanks for reading.
No comment, Part 2
All the experts agree: comments are key. It’s about engaging your audience (i.e., increasing page views) and building your brand (i.e., increasing your page views) and having a conversation (i.e., seeming like you give a shit while increasing page views). I’m not doing it anymore. For one thing, I hate being told what to do. [...]