All the experts agree: comments are key. It’s about engaging your audience (i.e., increasing page views) and building your brand (i.e., increasing your page views) and having a conversation (i.e., seeming like you give a shit while increasing page views). I’m not doing it anymore. For one thing, I hate being told what to do. [...]
I’ve had a personal blog, in one form or another, since October 2004. I started one—a Xanga, if you must know—because it was a popular thing at my college and it seemed like a good idea for someone who, ostensibly, wanted to be a writer. Since 2004, I don’t think there was ever a period [...]
I have some good news and some bad news, ladies and gentleman. The good news is, I don’t know, the Bible or something. Who cares? You don’t care. You people don’t care about good stuff. You crave the misery of others. Bad news is what gets you out of bed in the morning, isn’t it, [...]
Season’s greetings, my loyal viewers. As you may be aware, I have not blogged here recently. I have however, blogged elsewhere and done other matters of things. I just wanted to wish you all a happy holiday season filled with peppermints and cheeses of various assortments (there’s no such thing as vegan cheese). And, since [...]