Category Archives: History

Time for Change

Change is a Greek triangle (mathematically speaking). It’s no coincidence that the Greeks also invented time. So it’s not hard to imagine that Socrates was the first person to ever say the words, “Time for change.” But he probably said it in Greek, so it sounded more like “Time for a tiny triangle.” Greece is [...]

Robot Genesis: The Sacred Text

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Also, robots. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was all up in here. And God said, “Let there be light”: and there was light. God saw the light, and it was good. And God said, “Let there be robots”: and there [...]

Halloween is Evil

I’m sorry, but I can’t remain silent on this issue any longer: Halloween is the devil’s tool, used to ensnare our children into baby-eating, electric car-driving, anti-homeschooling zombies[1]. Do you know the ACTUAL history of All Hallow’s Eve? As recently discovered documents reveal, Halloween was started by Karl Marx in 1858 as a way to [...]