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If you are a nerd, and spend any time near the internet’s seedy underbelly (gadget blogs, YouTube, Ain’t It Cool News), you’ll find this video hilarious. (If you’re less of a nerd, you’ll find it less so.)
CollegeHumor.com via Laughing Squid.
Don’t panic.
I’ve set up a suitably bare and uninspiring theme in preparation for the unveiling of my new awesome theme (all I have to do is learn how to make one and then do it).
In the meantime, ’tis the season…
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Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
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