Sometimes I tell jokes on Twitter, and This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest. WORDPLAY: I believe “minimal lawn American” is the preferred gnomenclature.— Conlan Spangler (@thisisconlan) November 25, 2012 Silent G’s are funny. (I’m talking about taciturn gangsters.) WISDOM: Remember how stupid you were 10 years ago? In 10 years, that’s how stupid you’ll be right [...]
Sometimes I tell jokes on Twitter, and then other stuff, and This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest. This one is mostly about Election 2012. So we’re about four months removed. I actually prefer commenting on current events long after they’ve happened. I think it allows for more objectivity, which I like. Unfortunately it also means no [...]
Sometimes I tell jokes on Twitter and then later I explain them here (or usually just make more jokes), and This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest. WISDOM: I predict my self-fulfilling prophecy will come true. — Conlan Spangler (@thisisconlan) October 22, 2012 And when it does, I’ll say, “See? I told you so.” REACTION: Tough TV [...]
Sometimes I tell jokes on Twitter and then later I explain them here (or usually just make more jokes), and This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest. WISDOM: Even though I’m a guy, I have a very strong maternal instinct. For instance, I often get drunk and pass out on the couch.— Conlan Spangler (@thisisconlan) November 11, [...]