If you’re new here, This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest is where I over-explain stupid things I say on Twitter (which are called “toots”). I categorize each toot as either wisdom, wordplay, reaction, or stupid. Wisdom is profound stuff, wordplay is puns and stuff, reaction is reactions to stuff, and stupid is very profound stuff. Also, [...]
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A Very Special This is Twittering, Episode 42.5
And now, a very special episode of This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest. Let’s get serious for a minute. It’ll be fun. It’s so sad and disgusting when teachers have sex with high school students, unless the teacher is a hot chick. — Conlan Spangler (@thisisconlan) March 30, 2012 This is not a joke about creepy [...]
This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 42
What’s this? This is Twittering. STUPID: That’s about as helpful as a fart in a wind tunnel. — Conlan Spangler (@thisisconlan) March 30, 2012 I like this joke for three reasons: (1) a fart wouldn’t have much of an effect in a wind tunnel, so it makes sense as an idiom, (2) a fart probably [...]
This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 41
Today is This is Twittering day! WORDPLAY: All that’s necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. So I’m going to eat a sandwich. — Conlan Spangler (@thisisconlan) March 27, 2012 Sandwiches again. WORDPLAY: Quick question: Hm? — Conlan Spangler (@thisisconlan) March 27, 2012 This was the quickest question I could [...]