A lot of people think New Year’s resolutions are for losers. “Hey,” they think, “Why do I need a new year to make a change in my life? I don’t even know what month it is, anyway. I love frozen yogurt any time of year. Should I call it ‘fro-yo’ or ‘frogurt’? Both names are [...]
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Steve Jobs
I haven’t seen it yet, but there will inevitably be those who are confused at the outpouring of sentiment at the death of Steve Jobs. After all, he was just a guy—a CEO who ran a company that made shiny things. It’s true Steve Jobs was no hero. But he was a visionary. He didn’t [...]
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How I am being murdered
Whenever the conversation turns to murder (as it inevitably does), my pal RC is always eager to offer his preferred method: Take one of those dual-tube epoxy mixes and jam it up somebody’s nose (one tube in each nostril). Then discharge the epoxy up said nose. Theoretically, the two gels will meet somewhere near the [...]