Secondhand smoke. Inevitability of death. Bonsai trees. Uncomfortable shoes. Thinning hair. Wrinkled shirts. Pleated pants. Stinky feet. Out of paper towel. Dirty dishes. Social anxiety. Nobody understands me. Need more fiber in my diet. A do-nothing congress. Two left feet. Lawsuit from that botched foot-reattachment operation. A do-something congress. Lies. Damn lies. Need to think [...]
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10 Grossly Oversimplified Tips for Enjoying Life More
The internet is a great place to find useful tips for everything: cooking, dancing, working, and living. I’ve learned so much from helpful articles on the internet that I decided to contribute my own proven Tips for Enjoying Life More. Fulfill your potential. Stop not fulfilling your potential, and start fulfilling it. Live life to [...]
Recipe for Resolutions
A lot of people think New Year’s resolutions are for losers. “Hey,” they think, “Why do I need a new year to make a change in my life? I don’t even know what month it is, anyway. I love frozen yogurt any time of year. Should I call it ‘fro-yo’ or ‘frogurt’? Both names are [...]
Steve Jobs
I haven’t seen it yet, but there will inevitably be those who are confused at the outpouring of sentiment at the death of Steve Jobs. After all, he was just a guy—a CEO who ran a company that made shiny things. It’s true Steve Jobs was no hero. But he was a visionary. He didn’t [...]