In 2006, I wrote the following post on an old blog. I was reminded of it today when I saw a video from the excellent Ze Frank (embedded below). It all seemed rather apropos considering my post yesterday. I really like the Ben Folds’s song “Give Judy My Notice”. It’s about a guy who has [...]
[If you’ll indulge me, for a moment I’m going to get more melodramatic than I usually like to. I just need to make a point, to no one other than myself. Please bear with me and I’ll get back to talking about Twitter and making poop jokes soon enough. Let's begin.] The bar is crowded. [...]
Secondhand smoke. Inevitability of death. Bonsai trees. Uncomfortable shoes. Thinning hair. Wrinkled shirts. Pleated pants. Stinky feet. Out of paper towel. Dirty dishes. Social anxiety. Nobody understands me. Need more fiber in my diet. A do-nothing congress. Two left feet. Lawsuit from that botched foot-reattachment operation. A do-something congress. Lies. Damn lies. Need to think [...]
The internet is a great place to find useful tips for everything: cooking, dancing, working, and living. I’ve learned so much from helpful articles on the internet that I decided to contribute my own proven Tips for Enjoying Life More. Fulfill your potential. Stop not fulfilling your potential, and start fulfilling it. Live life to [...]