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Category Archives: News
You Can’t Spell “Blog” Without “Poverty”
This morning at the ungodly hour of 10am, I was alerted by my dear friend @katrinaneufeld, that today is something called Blog Action Day.
Blog. Action. Day. Not three words you’d typically associate with ol’ Connie Con-Con (me). But when I heard that the “day” was “poverty”, how could I not action-blog about it?
Poverty is a [...]
Station Owner Kills Rival in Gas Price Fight
Ah, Detroit. Rather than becoming depressed and enraged at humanity when I see stories like this, maybe it’s better to just laugh. And laugh and laugh. Raising, lowering… what’s the difference? That gas-pricin’ son of a bitch had it coming.
(via Drudge)
I’m becoming an environmentalist.
The Sydney Morning Herald begins the article with this alarming lead:
Humans are just one of the millions of species on Earth, but we use up almost a quarter of the sun’s energy captured by plants – the most of any species.
The most of any species!? I had no idea! I mean, I figured we at [...]
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