Category Archives: News

My Top 10 2011 Top 10 Lists of 2011

The year is almost over, and that means it’s time to recap the best of everything 2011. Rather than list my favorite albums or movies or celebrity divorces of the year, I’ve decided to list my Top 10 2011 Top 10 Lists of the Year. These are presented in no particular order, except from top [...]

Button v2.0

UPDATE 4/29/10: SOLD OUT. The rumors are true. You’ll notice a number of exciting updates in the new version. Release notes (2.0): Simplified user interface Now with 85% more beard Numerous bug fixes and enhancements It is a very nice button. Just listen to this REAL TESTIMONIAL from Travis Sheridan: “Wearing the @thisisconlan button makes [...]

You Can’t Spell “Blog” Without “Poverty”

This morning at the ungodly hour of 10am, I was alerted by my dear friend @katrinaneufeld, that today is something called Blog Action Day. Blog. Action. Day. Not three words you’d typically associate with ol’ Connie Con-Con (me). But when I heard that the “day” was “poverty”, how could I not action-blog about it? Poverty [...]

Station Owner Kills Rival in Gas Price Fight

Ah, Detroit. Rather than becoming depressed and enraged at humanity when I see stories like this, maybe it’s better to just laugh. And laugh and laugh. Raising, lowering… what’s the difference? That gas-pricin’ son of a bitch had it coming. (via Drudge)