Category Archives: News

I’m becoming an environmentalist.

The Sydney Morning Herald begins the article with this alarming lead: Humans are just one of the millions of species on Earth, but we use up almost a quarter of the sun’s energy captured by plants – the most of any species. The most of any species!? I had no idea! I mean, I figured [...]

Happy Juneteenth! Let’s form a lynch mob.

What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. People. A few years ago in my hometown, a guy ran his car into a little girl, killing her. I assume it was an accident. Some people nearby rushed over immediately. So they could beat up the driver. One of my coworkers, while riding his bike to work, was [...]

Like a Puritan prostitute

Could this be the most ironic news lead ever? Former President Bill Clinton said Friday that disasters such as worldwide famine and an obesity epidemic could destroy the U.S. health care system unless politicians begin to look ahead and cooperate. I’m pretty sure, at least, that it says a lot about the state of our [...]